The Wizard’s Tower Brewing Co, a craft brewery known for its hoppy summer ales, is in dire need of help from a band of reliable, affordable adventurers. The owner has posted a job on the local notice boards and is calling in favors from friendly innkeepers all over town to spread the word. One of those innkeepers has spoken to you… will you answer the call?

High-fantasy. Characters should have a relatively low power level, but otherwise anything is fine.

Hector the Vector, who transports dangerous cargo and takes on other people’s dirty work, has received a new job offer. As if the cargo itself weren’t already more dangerous than anything he has handled before, this time his employers are asking for something unusual: to ensure complete safety during the transport of this specific mission, Hector the Vector must assemble a crew.

Having worked with a team in the past and learned that it was a mistake that should never be repeated, Hector is irritated when he hears this condition. However, the payment is simply too good to refuse. So he reluctantly agrees to form a crew but only for this one-time job. After all, it’s just another cargo run.

In this space adventure, Hector the Vector will be aboard his spaceship, Everything 360, accompanied by its onboard robot Vec-Bot, as he searches for suitable crew members to assist him on this dangerous delivery.

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You are dreamfolk - characters that live in, and control, a 10 year old boy’s dreams. You help the boy, Miloš, unwind from overwhelming experiences. You send him messages from his own subconscious.

Each scene in this game is a single dream. On every turn, players get to control the full dream, including other players’ characters (but not Miloš).

Read the Places in the Cards section to learn what kinds of dreams Miloš will have in the first act. Second act will have similar kinds of dreams, but with additional twists. Third act will have something else entirely.

You died.

Truck-kun (or one of his many cousins) got you.

A very tired goddess with a clipboard and a migraine decided it was easier to dump you into a fantasy world than deal with the paperwork of the afterlife. She gave each of you one completely unfair, broken power and pointed at a prophecy that says you must defeat the rising Demon Lord… Kevin.

The world itself is already ridiculous. Magic can do basically anything if you shout hard enough, technology exists in ways that make no sense, and every village has at least three “legendary heroes” who somehow never fixed anything.

Kevin, the so-called Demon Lord, is currently a middle-manager type of demon running a mid-sized evil operation out of a cursed office building on the edge of the capital. He’s not world-endingly powerful… yet. He just has good benefits, a surprisingly loyal staff, and a talent for making everything bureaucratic and miserable.

You are all absurdly overpowered.
The world is not ready for you.
Kevin is definitely not ready for you.
This will somehow still go wrong in the funniest ways possible.

Tone: Over-the-top isekai comedy. Embracing the Mary Sue / Gary Stu energy on purpose. Things should feel ridiculous, self-aware, and fun.

A Star Wars based adventure.

Canon-lite. This means you probably need to have seen the films, but you don’t need in-depth knowledge….

This game occurs after The Return of the Jedi.

New players welcome.

Player characters should not be resolutely evil - they need to have enough good in them to be allied to the essentially good party.

All characters should fit in to the universe of the first 3 Star Wars movies (IV, V and VI).

The story starts as the New Republic is forming… and Moffs, Imperial War Criminals, need to be hunted down, to be brought to justice or prevented from causing mayhem…

Feel free to ask with any questions.

This is a fast paced game, with most players contributing weekly. But we are welcoming, and we will make it work if you can’t post that often.

If you think you might like to play, better to try out than miss out…

I would want any player to tell me if I need to adjust to increase their access or welcome.

Please contact me as to how best to join the game if you need inspiration!

Starting location - somewhere in the vicinity of Endor…

You do not need to be an expert in Star Wars canon.

If you’re not careful and you noclip out of reality in the wrong areas, you’ll end up in the Backrooms, where it’s nothing but the stink of old moist carpet, the madness of mono-yellow, the endless background noise of fluorescent lights at maximum hum-buzz, and approximately six hundred million square miles of randomly segmented empty rooms to be trapped in.

God save you if you hear something wandering around nearby, because it sure as hell has heard you.