In a world where everyone is amazing, no one is. Well, you aren’t at least. Everyone in this world has a superpower, even you. Just your superpower isn’t that super. Sure it sucks but who else but you can drink cleaning supplies without consequence or talk to mosquitoes? Dumb of course but useless? We at VillainMaker inc. sure don’t think so.
Of course when the world is overrun with superpowers, most if not all of them far more useful than your own it is easy to feel discouraged. But fear not, with our hands-on learning environment and seasoned veterans you’ll be doing bad deeds as if you were born to.
With easy step-by-step instruction by some of the top class villains, you will find yourself robbing banks, destroying entire villages, and committing tax fraud in no time. Just apply online or come see us at the tall skyscraper in the middle of the city with the sign “Definitely not VillainMaker Inc.” (we’re in a bit of trouble with the authorities right now) to try out our program today. You won’t believe the results!
And sure, you might have never imagined yourself to be a villain. But remember, superheros without supervillains are nothing.
Hosted and narrated by:
Milk Boi (Hexaflouride)
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License: Community License
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