It’s 10pm. The 9-5’rs, the daywalkers, the bastards with the three-bedroom in suburbia all rush home as fast as they can. Third shift is about to begin and the last thing they want is to be caught in the middle of that freak show.
When the sun goes down, the lunatics come out to play. On Third Shift… things get weird.
Need to remove a prosthetic limb from a prostitute’s er.. moneymaker? They’ve done it.
Reconstructive surgery after a tragic futon accident? Yep they’ve seen that before.
Need certain items removed from your boyfriend’s boothole? Please… it’s almost an hourly occurrence and they’ve seen things that make the pens and Coke bottles from the day shift seem positively vanilla.
And tonight is a full moon.
Even the lunatics make way for the full fledged wack-a-loons on a night like this. The people who work Third Shift are unstable at best. Tonight… tonight might be the night that finally breaks them.
Put on some Coldplay, grab the paddles and brace yourself. Third Shift is about to start.
Game Notes: We’ve all seen ER, Greys Anatomy, House and what-have-you. Now it’s time to spoof the living hell out of them.
Medical knowledge is not needed for this game. In fact, medical knowledge isn’t even recommended for this game. I’m going to come up with the most ludicrous medical ailments my diseased brain can cook up and it’s your character’s job to come up with an even more ludicrous cure. Reality is not the goal. Busting a gut laughing is.
I’m starting with the standard ‘medical drama’ deck, but feel free to customize as you see fit.
Hosted and narrated by:
Jeremy Jones (AlleywayRover)
Scenes played: 7
License: Community License