Oh noes! Your parents were killed in an orc raid! How undignified is that shit?! Time for some PAYBACK!
You’re all brothers and sisters from one big-ass, dysfunctional, peasant-trash family. You’re close. You watch each other’s backs. But you also fight like displacer beasts and wargs amongst yourselves; most of your scars, you got from each other. But when somebody outside the family fucks with one of you? They fuck with all of you, down to the babies and grandmas. You’re the Graves family. Act like it.
Damn Orcs Killed My Parents is a non-stop, competitive action/adventure game for awful people. Grab what you can, take control as often as possible, and make it brutal. How many ways can you kill an orc? Let’s find the fuck out.
Narrator’s Note: Keep the posts short, spend cards like they’re burning a gaping hole in your breeches, and try to be as creatively offensive as possible. You know that slow, ponderous, character-building style that’s all over Storium? This ain’t that, folks. Keep shit moving.
Hosted and narrated by:
Steven R. Stewart (Silas_Crane)
Started 04/21/14.
Scenes played: 4
License: Community License
18+
