Dear Sir Or Madam,
We hope this letter finds you well. Indeed, we hope that it finds you at all. We are writing to you because Her Majesty Queen Victoria was extremely impressed by your outstanding service to the Empire in the Martian Invasion of 1898, and wishes to extend to you an invitation to join Her Majesty’s River Patrol.
The River Patrol is part of a larger effort by Her Majesty’s Government to rebuild The British Empire and retake Great Britain from the anarchy which has overcome here since the invasion. As a member of The River Patrol, you will be assigned to a gunboat which will be given the task of patrolling the river Thames, protecting trade, enforcing the rule of law, and demonstrating to any would be warlords and anarchists that Her Majesty remains their sovereign. For this task, you will be provided three square meals, comfortable living conditions, and a generous salary, all things we are sure you’ll agree are difficult to find in these trying times.
If you are interested, please make your way to the former University of Oxford, which has been repurposed as River Patrol Headquarters and bring this letter. Regretfully, we cannot arrange transport for you.
Signed,
Basil T. Roundbush
Minister of Recovery
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