“Welcome new members of the Hyperian Adventurers Guild. Before we set you loose on the unsuspecting populace we’ve a brief lecture on the Guild’s History.”
“The Guild was founded 30 years ago by the wealthy entrepreneur Larris the Lucky, who is in no way related to the Master Thief Larris sticky-finger. Who once stole the Ruby heartstone from the Dragon Hezbith, gave it to King Hyperion the XXVI’s daughter Sameria, then stole her virginity along with the royal jewels…”
“The Guild provides resources and support for all it’s members in good standing which includes healing, item evaluation, armor and weapon crafting, as well as enchantment and magical consultation as needed. All at special rates for members up to date with their dues.”
“We also have associated Inns and Taverns throughout the kingdom which will provide food and shelter also at a discounted rate, simply present your Guild-issue cloak pin wherever you see our signs.”
“Also, as part of the Hyperian Adventurers Guild you are required to pay your monthly dues of 50 gold sovereigns per month to continue your service. If you miss a payment, you will be approached by a collection agent and will have to pay an additional 10 sovereigns in late fees. Miss two months and our agents will track you down and do rather unpleasant things with your reproductive organs, as stated in your contract.”
“Page 32, section 13, subsection 24b: causes and reasons subject to genital mutilation. You did read the fine print, didn’t you?”
Adventures in Hyperia is a comedy-action story. It is intedned to parody a number of fantasy RPG tropes. It will be at times silly, crude, and downright raunchy, but its all meant in fun. People being squeamish about being made fun of best not apply.
This will be an open world storyline. Players will have to take the initiative and run the story when they complete their challenges.
As narrator I will provide challenges and lightly move the story along, but I will only add scenery and challenges to what you suggest. (Example: The Adventurers Guild may have a few jobs posted on their Bounty Board, but these will be decided by the player who researches them.)
Pacing will be set at 2-3 scenes a week, with each player posting at minimum once every other day. If for whatever reason you cannot post for a few days, leave a comment so you’re not holding up the story.
All players must be 18 years or older.
Story will be a hard R rating for language, adult humor, strong sexual content and adult situations.
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Feel free to post any questions you might have about the setting and I’ll answer them ASAP.
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Scenes played: 5
License: Community License