BeteNoire is not really called BeteNoire. Her real name, bestowed upon her by the Name Fairy, is not one that’s particularly fun or exotic. It’s a good, reliable name – even if a little plain, that doesn’t make government workers burst into disbelieving laughter upon hearing it.

Born in the end of the XX Century, she learned to drool when she was about 3 weeks old, make gurgly noises around the same time, and keel over while sitting due to an overweight head when she was about 10 months. She was a natural burper since she was born, and professionally trained in Pacifier Spinning.

She learned to write when she was 5, and started primary school when she was 6.

She can cross her eyes unassisted, has chased several trains and caught all of them, and once dreamt she was dreaming. A few years ago, she was dared to write an entire novel in a single month. So, she did.

She collects dice, books and perfume bottles shaped like apples.

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• Akemi Ashley-Croft in We are ... we are, we are ...
• Akemi Ashley-Croft in Keep on Rocking in the Free World
• Jezebel "Jessie" James in Darkened Night
• Victoria Valentino in The Street
• 1 character in a private game