I have no idea what to write here. Should I make up a shadowy past filled with angst and suffering that has lead to vast stores of inner strength and wisdom? The heights and depths of which can only be surmised with divine guidance-prayed for after three days of fasting and flagellation?! Nah, you can probably just tell by my syntax that I’m a newbie at writing, lol. Although if one squints just enough at this writing, a rasping whisper may escape their lips saying:”I bet this guy read a lot of fantasy books growing up…”. And they would be right, and their head would slowly nod.

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