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Effington

Effington

A sleepy town full of dirty, little secrets.
Welcome to Effington.

If there’s a God, he is laughing at us
and our football team.

Effington could be a wonderful effing place
I can see it from the highway and I’m wondering
Are they effing in their yards?
Effing in their cars?
Effing in the trailers in the back roads and the parking lots
of Effington?

Effington by Ben Folds

Think of your favorite, fictional, small town – Stars Hollow from Gilmore Girls or Capeside from Dawson’s Creek. Add characters from a Coen Brothers movie like Blood Simple, Fargo, or A Simple Plan. Effington is a crappy little town full of even crappier people. They’ve got big dreams, no moral compass and low impulse control. Some of them want to become a big fish in this tiny, backwater pond. Others can’t wait to get out of this effin town.

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Hosted and narrated by: Nightowl

Started 12/10/15. Scenes played: 20

License: Community License

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